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-Walter E. Disney
Congratulations to Cellular Device, you’ve been accepted as your first choice of Eric! Oh my little cell phone, words cannot describe my love for you. You’re an absolute crack up and all of your characters have their own little zing to them. Your writing is beautiful. Josh, Katie and I all agree that you deserve Eric. I don’t think any of us would have a problem with you taking another. Yes, I’m doing this to torture you. So excited to see where you take Eric! You know the drill, babylove! Welcome to Walt!
Congratulations to Dani you’ve been accepted as your first choice of Howl! Words cannot describe my love for you and the fact that there will be a Howl on the dash. He sexually frustrates me but that is besides the point! Katie, Josh and I all agree that your reasoning for wanting him is beautifully put and absolutely perfect. Your faceclaim change was accepted and we are thrilled to see what new adventures awaits Howl. You put a unique spin on all of your characters and we all love them to death. Whether it be the soft spoken Kristoff or the badass Mulan, you always find a way to win us over. You know the drill, babycakes! Welcome to Walt!
Shut the fuck up Lola because obviously I won’t accept you for your first choice of Calcifer! Seriously, shut the fuck up. This bio I just cannot with it. Your talent. Just everything with this app is flawless and I am thrilled to have him on the dash because everyone knows Calcifer is my favorite. Josh, Katie and I all agree that you obviously have a deep understanding of him and cannot wait to see where you take him! Get the fuck out of here. You know the drill, love of my life (wait no that’s Katie, nevermind!) Welcome to Walt!
Get the fuck out Eryn obviously you did not get accepted as your first choice of Tuilo! We all fucking hate you and your writing ability sucks. I can’t believe you with your other three characters. No seriously, I fucking love you and so does everyone else. Your bio for Tulio was fabulous and of course your faceclaim was accepted. Katie, Josh and I are so excited for him we can’t stand it! You blow me away every time you apply for a character. Get the fuck out of here. You know the drill, my love! Welcome to Walt!
Congratulations to Olives you’ve been accepted as your first choice of Vanessa! May I start with saying that I’m am beyond excited for her! Being that I have Ursula we are going to have so much fun with them! Now, let’s move on to how it was clear to Katie, Josh and I that you have a strong understanding of her and we all agree that you were made for her or rather the other way around! You’re such a talents writer and all three of us are on the edge of our seats to see where you take our little Vanessa! You know the drill, sweetie! Welcome to Walt!